discard-and-discover:

well that escalated at a perfectly acceptable speed. 

irwah:

Bringing this back as the gayest 23 minutes on the internet..and the best 23 minutes of your life

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

freshest-tittymilk:

#WhitePeople

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

extravirginoliveroil:

middle school boys in the locker room

extravirginoliveroil:

middle school boys in the locker room